The world is filled with plenty of 9 to 5 jobs that require a fair share of qualifications for individuals to apply and be accepted as part of this profession; namely white collar jobs. Other less monotonous jobs, while lacking the routine of a 9 to 5 job, still require a certain skill set for the applicants to qualify; the majority being in the blue collar realm of work.
There are however jobs out there in our world that – while seemingly requiring a fair share of skill and experience – require absolutely minimal training and skills which are relevant to the occupation. The following are 6 of the most sought after jobs that are consistently portrayed in movies and media as nothing short of awesome; requiring absolutely no skill whatsoever.
6 – Bounty Hunter
This millennia old profession can be found in nearly every country in the world and is characterized with featuring the toughest and meanest looking men (and on occasion, women) whose sole occupation is to capture and apprehend even less sultry characters than themselves in exchange for a fee; commonly a substantial one. Most bounty hunters are featured in media as being ex-members of the armed forces, the law enforcement agencies or of a similar background. The job title and requirements would indicate a need for familiarity with weaponry, fire arms, martial arts, high fitness levels, keen observation and detective skills and a wider array of other skills which are deemed as necessary to capture those they set out against.
The job title itself holds a great deal of appeal for thousands around the world as it allows a sort of unconstructed freedom that few other jobs could match. Being a bounty hunter entitles one to abide to their own schedule, having no boss to answer to, determining their own pay by being selective about which jobs or chases to undertake, etc. The bounty hunting field is also one that is filled with competition, therefore requiring that the individuals be skilled and delivers outstanding performance in order to set themselves apart from their competitors. Being a bounty hunter essentially gives one all the dangers and action-filled life of a police officer with none of their rules or regulations to abide by. The sole purpose of a bounty hunter is to operate where the law cannot, bringing justice to their own hands and delivering those whom are wanted in order to collect their coveted rewards.
This is exactly why those who are in the bounty hunting business are experienced men who are dedicated to their occupation with years of training under their belts in addition to experience and skills in a wide variety of realms. It’s not exactly like anyone could just roll out of bed on an average Tuesday and decide they’re on their way to become their local community’s next big shot bounty hunter.
But did you know…?
There are exactly two steps to becoming a bounty hunter, they are as follows,
1 – Decide you want to become a bounty hunter.
2 – Congratulations! You are now a bounty hunter in your own right.
The technical and specific details may differ from one country to another but in the United States of America as in many other nations around the world, one can become a bounty hunter by simply filling the appropriate and relevant forms at their local law enforcement offices. It’s all in the simplicity you see, the laws have not been changed since the times when bounty hunting was very common place, such as in the old Wild West, when law enforcement agencies could not match up with the growing crime rate. This is exactly why becoming a bounty hunter in most countries requires absolutely zero training or diplomas prior to being legally capable of practicing it as your chosen profession.
The fact is, despite the abundance of “bounty hunting schools”, they serve no practical purpose and most existing bounty hunters have never been enrolled in one such school. Even the school themselves have fully admitted in providing no actual additional experience or skills to their applicants. It seems that being a bounty hunter relies solely on working within the confines of the state laws and having picked out the nicest looking leather jacket and matching pants as well as aligning oneself with a bail bondsman to keep the business flowing in. So there you have it kids, run outside and declare yourselves bounty hunter because, well frankly, there isn’t much anyone can do about it.
5 – Martial Arts Instructor
It seems that every civilization on Earth has developed its own martial art system at one point or another. Many of us, as children, dream of the day when we become masters of such highly disciplined skills, capable of unleashing seemingly infinite power and pain onto others at a moment’s notice; and to master it to such a degree that we could pass on our knowledge to others. Many of us were bullied during our younger years by an older or stronger bully and wished that we would have mastered the skills of Karate or Judo or any other martial art; having vowed to become a master in our own right when we become grownups.
A martial arts instructor is someone who operates their own dojo and transfers their intimate and skilled knowledge of their respective martial art onto their many students who move upwards through many levels in the hope of becoming masters in their right one day. Martial arts instructors were once students to other great masters themselves and therefore utilize the knowledge they were given in addition to the skills they acquired along their own lifetime. The allure of being a martial arts instructor is very easy to understand, having multiple disciples who will do whatever you command them to, spewing out your carefully chosen words to correspond with the infinite wisdom you are trying to pass on. After all, martial arts are more religion than combat in terms of dedication and will power; a martial arts instructor must be a person who is extremely well disciplined and is one with the universe among other things. A lifetime spent studying and practicing the very martial art you are about to instruct, having moved up the levels to achieve mastery, as well as passing multiple tests and proving yourself worthy of passing on this ancient knowledge onto others surely must be among the infinite criteria required to legally perform this role.
However, the reality of the situation is…
…you will need just about enough money to advertise yourself as an instructor and a dojo to rent out for lessons. No trainer’s license. No black belt. No lifetime spent practicing Karate. Just the decision to become a martial arts instructor.
The fact is, there’s such an abundance of “fake” martial arts instructors who have little or no experience or relations to the very martial arts they claim to be experts on, that the “professional” martial arts community is quite angry about it. The lack of a legal framework that prevents any one from renting out a dojo and declaring themselves “masters” of any martial art of their choosing simply don’t exist. This is such a problem that entire websites and online forums have become dedicated solely to expose those fake masters and to alert others to their existence; pinpointing the whereabouts of the “real” masters for those who are interested.
You realize what this means, right? You have the ability to completely immerse yourself into this childhood dream and live it out in real life. You too, with absolutely no experience whatsoever, can become a martial arts instructor and dupe enough people into handing over their kids to you so you can “teach” them your skills. Sure, there’s a bit of a moral dilemma in question when it comes to this type of behavior but it’s important to keep in mind that this is completely legal. You can easily invent your own fighting style, give it an Asian name and peddle it as the real deal with none the wiser. There are agencies out there which supply “authentic” certificates that can rectify your claim as an established martial artist and experienced instructor in your respective field. Your options are seemingly limitless and as long as you stay clear from those who look like they have a background in actual martial arts and don’t trip too often while demonstrating your “style” to your students, you’ll be just fine.
4 – Private detective
Admit it; the moment you read about Sherlock Holmes and saw the series and movies, you were completely enamored at the very idea of becoming a private detective. The notion of solving crimes that the law enforcement agencies could only dream to crack, acquiring information that cops were otherwise incapable to procure, and facing off against the occasional dangers which provide all the thrill of cop work. Unlike many other professions which hardly seem realistic in this day and age like bounty hunters, being a private detective is a very real job and can be quite the diverse occupation.
The occupation of a private detective obviously needs a very keen sense of focus, being self-aware, being meticulously organized, prepared and focused on the small surrounding details. These are but a handful of the necessary skills a private detective will need to utilize in order to crack unsolvable cases, finding missing persons or otherwise. The image of 1940’s private detectives is deeply engraved into our collective memory as a race, with scenes of cunning men who can outsmart the goons in order to crack the case in time, draped in their coats, donning their fedora hats and always getting the girl at the end. It’s only natural that private detectives are expected to have a background in police work, coming from some sort of law enforcement agency as well as displaying the ability to be trustworthy yet dubious, extreme detection skills as well as numerous contacts from the underworld in addition to a familiarity with all that is necessary for the private detective to be well equipped to take on any case.
The shocking reality, however…
…is that while a background in police work is definitely handy, a simple certificate from any number of dedicated websites will be more than enough in order for you to secure your footing as an official and legal private detective. There are numerous agencies and centers whose sole occupation is to provide you with the certification that asserts your qualification as a private detective for a small fee and having to scroll through a few website pages, printing your very own private detective certificate at the end. Can it get any easier?
Yes. Yes it can.
Depending on where you live, especially if you’re in the United States, the requirements for being declared a private detective and being capable of taking on cases may vary depending on the state with some states requiring rigorous checks and examinations to assert the person’s qualification for the occupation in order to give out a practitioner license while other states practically hand you the license on a silver platter. Other states don’t even require a license or even the completion of an online course. You can simply set up shop wherever you please and start practicing right then and there. While the moral dilemma which exists in the two previous cases exists, you’ll be happy to know this particular occupation is far less risky and offers a more or less better paycheck. Better go buy your magnifying glass and smoking pipe; you’re halfway to your dream job.
3 – Decontamination specialist
More commonly known as Hazmat workers, these brave souls are the men and women whom we entrust to handle and dispose of the most disgusting and filthiest of substances. They’re constantly portrayed in numerous works of media, particularly in Sci-Fi novels and movies. They are always dressed in protective clothing, holding complex electronic gadgets and are always at the site of some disaster or another.
The decontamination specialists are there to neutralize an environmental risk and to ensure that the disaster or crisis does not spread elsewhere. The dangers which they take on are infinite, being at the heart of the events, dealing with the toxic or nuclear substances in order to bring safety back to the area. It seems that this is a highly technical job which requires carefully trained individuals who are focused, determined and above all; qualified. Certainly backgrounds in chemistry, biology, physics and other similar sciences are required in order to perform their job adequately and safety. Other attributes such as team communication, attention to details and many others are clearly a staple of this profession.
Or are they?
The actual qualifications required to become a decontamination “specialist” do not exceed a high school diploma and a mere 40 hours on-the-job training. Other skills are so ambiguous; they could apply to an infinite number of jobs. Some of these “skills” include the ability to deal positively with bad smells, loud noises, the ability to follow orders and the ability to understand and speak English.
Despite their job title, the specialist part is clearly one of the very limited perks of this particular occupation. Despite being entrusted to deal with contamination sites which could contain hazardous and toxic materials that could threaten hundreds of thousands if not millions of civilians, the men who do the clean up need no more than spending at the training facility and having successfully graduated from high school; and of course, speaking English.
The pay for the job is not exceedingly high; in fact, it rates just barely above any lowly position at a fast food franchise. It does however offer remarkable fringe benefits, especially those in the medical department, no doubt to counteract any adverse effects of the materials that the decontamination specialists may become exposed to on the job.
If you want to be one of the men who get to wear the cool suits, boss bystanders around and carry around expensive and technically advanced tools and gadgets; this is the job for you. Just like that.
2 – Ice road trucker
This occupation is relatively new in comparison to the others on this list, if only for the fact that automobiles are relatively new themselves. Ice road truckers are those who are given the job of hauling massive trucks and lorries across the temporary ice roads which form above water surfaces during the winter months when the temperatures are low enough for a thick ice plate to form.
While this may seem somewhat insane, the practice is commonplace in countries where the temperatures are so low that they are sure the ice can handle the weight of a multi-ton truck passing through such as in Russia or Canada. There are still many dangers at place, after all, you are driving an extremely heavy vehicle above a plate of ice that hovers over water. The job is so dangerous in fact, that ice road truckers are constantly labeled among the riskiest of occupations anywhere in the world. The mere over-speeding or under-speeding of a single mile per hour can mean the difference between sinking and staying above the icy waters below. An intimate knowledge of the weather forecast and weather conditions is also crucial to ensure a smooth trip with no accident. Even the slightest hiccup or pressure ridge can land your large and heavy vehicle deep into ice waters; therefore an intimate knowledge of trucks and the physics relating to ice road driving are an absolute necessity to any man entrusted with this job, correct?
Wrong.
While it remains a fact that this is indeed an extremely dangerous profession, due to the extreme and never ending need for the supplies to get dropped off where they need to be, companies are always on the lookout for new and available driver; irrelevant of their skills or expertise.
You don’t need to own your own truck, you don’t need to be aware of impeding weather conditions, you don’t need to know a damn thing about ice and driving on top of it, hell, and you don’t even need to have a truck driver’s license. All you need to do is apply and you will be trained and given your very own truck to go about on your merry way and drive it across sheets of ice of variable thickness. Payment for your food, travel expenses and lodging are on the company’s bill in addition to a rather hefty signing bonus as well as numerous fringe benefits. Depending on how much you think your life and soul are worth, you too can become a fearsome ice road trucker.
1 – Bodyguard
This job has been staple as long as humanity has had people who are more important than other people, thus acquiring the hatred of other people, and thus requiring protection. Bodyguards is a millennia old profession in which dedicated and professional individuals literally put somebody else’s life into their own hands; showering them with uninterrupted focus and attention at all costs.
The job of a bodyguard isn’t just about standing tall next to your client, it requires immense dedication on your part, an intimate knowledge of every venue you are about to walk into, a keen sense of observation as well as being constantly aware of your surroundings. A bodyguard must be subtle yet vigilant and capable of scanning and defusing a situation before it gets out of hand. If it comes down to it, a bodyguard should take a bullet instead of their client; it’s all part of the job. Naturally, you’d assume this kind of job – which evidently offers little or no rest to the bodyguard – requires someone who is highly trained, highly professional, preferably from a law enforcement or military background, amassing a considerable amount of necessary skill that can be used to protect the client at all costs.
If you assumed all of the above, you’re more than slightly mistaken.
You see, for all the needs of a client for protection and the seemingly endless qualifications one must amass in order to have the guts to even offer their services as a bodyguard, becoming a bodyguard is a mere matter of a special certification which can be acquired by literally anyone within a few weeks. In fact, all you have to do is attend a few lectures a week for a couple of weeks, get your certificate and you are off on your way to protect others from deadly assassins and the like with only about 3 weeks of practical experience in your bag!

